Me: I’m going to call and increase the amount of life insurance we have on me.
JD: Are you going somewhere?
Me: No, but you’d run through what’s on me the first year.
JD: The party alone would probably use most of it.
Me: You’re not funny.
JD: And I’d have to pay extra for the large casket. We might have to get a piano box for you.
Me: I wonder if YOUR policy covers foul play.