Conversation with a Smart Tail


Me: I’m going to call and increase the amount of life insurance we have on me.

JD: Are you going somewhere?

Me: No, but you’d run through what’s on me the first year.

JD: The party alone would probably use most of it.

Me: You’re not funny.

JD: And I’d have to pay extra for the large casket. We might have to get a piano box for you.

Me: I wonder if YOUR policy covers foul play.

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