Me: I’m going to call and increase the amount of life insurance we have on me.
JD: Are you going somewhere?
Me: No, but you’d run through what’s on me the first year.
JD: The party alone would probably use most of it.
Me: You’re not funny.
JD: And I’d have to pay extra for the large casket. We might have to get a piano box for you.
Me: I wonder if YOUR policy covers foul play.
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You should decrease your policy not make it bigger – have you been drinking again?