Confession

My mother called the other day and we had the following conversation:

Mom: You need to stop blogging so much about drinking. People are going to think you have a problem.

Me: Do you really think someone with a drinking problem would BLOG about drinking? *Hiccup*

Mom: Well you act so goofy sometimes, you’ve got me convinced.

So to ease my mother’s fears, I will confess that I joke about the drinking for effect. In all honesty, I could go a whole year on 1 bottle of vodka and a couple bottles of wine, give or take a couple of Bloody Mary’s.

In fact, MOST of what I say on this blog isn’t true.  I’m actually a GREAT cook and I keep an immaculate house. And my mother isn’t crazy.

I went to far with that last one didn’t I? Dang it.