Moron Test Kitchen – Frozen Banana Soft-Serve

Kittens, a friend of mine sent me the link for a website called Eat, Live, Run because I like to do 2 of those 3 things. As I am wont to do, I went down the rabbit trail of clicking on her links which eventually led me to another site called, and I’m not making this up, Choosing Raw. Yes, a site for people who only eat raw food. It reminds me of when I used to do Yoga on Inhale, and I saw an interview with Steve Ross, the star/teacher. They asked about his diet and he said something like, “I rarely eat, but when I do, it’s 100% raw.

There is a better chance that you’ll one day hear me say, “I humbly accept your nomination for President of the United States,” than the above sentence.

Where was I? So I found a recipe that says it will change my life – making bananas into something resembling soft serve yogurt. Let’s give it a whirl.

First you freeze the bananas. Easy enough.

Then you use a food processor to whip them together. I don’t REALLY know what qualifies as a “food processor” but I had this thing with blades so I thought I’d give it a shot. Hmmm. Not working.

Okay, then I have THIS thing that looks like it ought to be used for something food related. Let’s try it.

Much better. It does look like soft serve yogurt. How does it taste?

Meh. Just okay. I mean, MAYBE if I had a 100% raw diet, this would seem good to me, but since I have a 100% sugar diet, it was a little too bland. And I should probably mention that I don’t love bananas. Maybe I should try one more bite.

Oh yeah, NOW we’re talking.

Moron Test Grade – A for ease, A for being cheap, C for being bananas.

2 thoughts on “Moron Test Kitchen – Frozen Banana Soft-Serve

  1. I put the frozen banana in my little chopper and add just a little skim milk and a touch of vanilla!! Yum!!!

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