A COUPON rock star. Behold –
Four sticks of deodorant and eight pouches of tuna. Grand total with tax – 45 cents! The teenage cashier was all like, “45 CENTS?” and I was like, “I know, right?” and she was like, “45 CENTS!” and then I was looking at her like, I KNOW I’m awesome, and she was looking at me like, You are the COOLEST thing I’ve ever seen!
I’m almost positive that’s what that look meant.
She might have being thinking HOW CHEAP YOU ARE.
lol!!
You are a Grammy-winning ROCKSTAR!