A COUPON rock star. Behold –
Four sticks of deodorant and eight pouches of tuna. Grand total with tax – 45 cents! The teenage cashier was all like, “45 CENTS?” and I was like, “I know, right?” and she was like, “45 CENTS!” and then I was looking at her like, I KNOW I’m awesome, and she was looking at me like, You are the COOLEST thing I’ve ever seen!
I’m almost positive that’s what that look meant.