Today, for instance, I learned that Osama Bin Laden is alive. Well, no one actually SAID that, but the evidence is pretty clear. Reports are that his son hasn’t been seen since the night of the raid, which means that Osama is in a windowless cube getting a stern talking to, while the son is wearing a white shroud, monogrammed with OBL, and floating with the fishes. I reached this conclusion based entirely on my extensive knowledge of Vince Flynn novels and the drama, 24.
I also learned that big hair is back.
I’m not sure which bit of news is more disturbing.