You Know What Today Is?

The day after Hump Day! Which is even better than Hump Day because we’re 1 day closer to the weekend. And I’m an so READY for the weekend. It’s come to my attention that I can’t see. As in, I’m going blind. My friend, Kat, noticed it last night as we were driving to a church function and I kept asking her what the road signs said. To be fair, I was also texting so perhaps it’s only the one eye that I had on the road that’s going bad.

But it’s not only driving where I’m having issues. The US Open tennis tournament is on and I can’t tell the score, or even who’s playing. My husband says it’s because we only have a 37 inch television, which everyone knows is just plain useless, but I’m thinking it’s eyestrain. I’ve been reading a book or seven. Reading should be easy with my Nook since it has a feature that will make the font much LARGER, but I haven’t been able to find it yet.

It’s gotten so bad, I can’t even see money. Yesterday, I told JD that he’d need $30 for the tutor and that I’d leave it on the table. A little bit later, I got a photo showing a $20.00 and a $1.00 dollar bill. Well, to be fair, that’s only one zero short. Anyone could make that mistake, amiright Kittens?

Obviously I could just find my glasses and wear them, but what would be the fun in that? It’s much more entertaining to dodge animals in the road that turn out to be Walmart bags, and play “Where’s my turn?” every time you go somewhere. At my age, you take fun where you can find it.

One thought on “You Know What Today Is?

  1. I don’t even know where to start, absolutely no texting while driving, wear your glasses and stop reading so much. That leaving a dollar for a ten does not ever work.

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