Where was I?

The other night I was playing bridge with the girls when they began to ask questions about my new diet, primarily where I was getting my protein. I was like, “protein smosheen – it’s in vegetables” but they wanted specifics because PROTEIN IS ESSENTIAL TO YOUR BRAIN, you can’t think without PROTEIN, blah, blah, blah. I gave it the same serious consideration that I give everything, which is to say none. As I was leaving, I was thinking about a website I’d seen that listed the protein content of vegetables. I had every intention of looking it up when I got home, but then something odd happened. I got lost. Totally, and completely LOST. I have been there 23 times, but for some reason I took a left when I should have taken a right. The next thing you know I’m driving roads I’d never seen before. Kittens, I was deathly afraid I was going to have to pull into a parking lot and call JD to come get me. Eventually I remembered my phone had GPS, so I plugged in my home address. I kept thinking, “Oh, up here I turn right”, and the GPS would say, “In 4 miles, turn left.”  I’m not sure where I was, but thirty minutes later, I got home. Whew.

The moral of the story, obviously, is that you can keep your protein, Brainiacs, GPS rocks!

One thought on “Where was I?

  1. Get back on the proteins. I think I will eat some this morning maybe it will help me remember what I go in the next room to fetch.

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