What Not to Wear

Me: Look what I bought, Honey. It’s IZOD, on sale.

JD: Uh…

Me: It looks better on. Wait a second.


Me: You don’t like it?

JD: You look like a clown. All it’s missing is the big fuzzy buttons down the front.

Me: A fat clown or a skinny clown?

JD: (See photo above.)

Me: I’ll go change.

4 thoughts on “What Not to Wear

  1. well you didn’t give him the option of “overly- skinny clown” that’s why he didn’t answer, duh!

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