Bridge People are Cool.
They have their own personalized toilet paper.
They use cute, bridge paper products.
They have special cards made showing the trophy.
They wear ROCKING bridge vests.
And bridge pajamas.
They create shirts with their own silly sayings.
They drink wine in the hot tub.
Cheap wine, bought solely for the name.
They keep score. Unfortunately.
They love each other, despite the score.
They’ll be friends forever.