Cousin Brian has decided to crawl out of the woods, hook up this darn thing we call a computer, and get in touch with the rest of the world. And by world, I mean ME. He left a comment and as we all know, comments are a cry for attention. So let’s give him some!
Brian is “supposedly” a year younger than me. But I find that hard to believe. After all, I’m a vibrant young woman and he’s got to be in his 40’s! I’m guessing he was held back in school. I don’t know why I didn’t figure it out before.
My husband likes all of my relatives, but Brian is one of his top 3. I think it’s because Brian is conservative, country and crazy. Plus he likes guns.
The MoonPie saw this picture and asked, “Is your cousin, nuts?” I laughed and said, “Yes. But it’s not because he’s dressed like that. He was just throwing eggs at cars on Halloween.” You can’t fault a person for THAT.
Brian is quite the musician. He’s in a band and everything. Which explains why he has a cool wife. Those things don’t just happen, people!
I couldn’t find any pictures of me and Brian together which is odd. But come to think of it, I don’t remember him ever asking me or Ginger to hang out. What’s up with that, BRIAN? Just because you were held back, you didn’t have to get all weird around us. Geesh.
I saw him a few weeks ago at a funeral. He was handing out advice to some of the younger family members.
Brian: “Go to school and choose your destiny, or drop out and have it decided for you. I’m the Oracle.”
Brian’s sister, Lori: “That’s not the word I’d use.”
Sisters! Trust me Brian, I feel your PAIN.
Hey, look. It’s Lori!
Revenge is why I started this blog in the first place. You should totally get one.