Because I don’t “follow” anyone on Twitter that’s funny except for my cousin Brian who rarely tweets, I have to go over to www.FunTweets.com and read theirs for my daily dose of laughter.
A few of my favorites:
@imaliwaller
The person you’re eating with can’t wait for you to go to the bathroom so they can check their phone.
The person you’re eating with can’t wait for you to go to the bathroom so they can check their phone.
@UNTRESOR
Whoa. I just did something & almost forgot to document it on the Internet. That was a close one.
Whoa. I just did something & almost forgot to document it on the Internet. That was a close one.
@GuyEndoreKaiser
Kind of sad that old people, who have the least amount of time left, are the ones wasting the most time typing in “http://www.”
Kind of sad that old people, who have the least amount of time left, are the ones wasting the most time typing in “http://www.”
@bazecraze
I put my pants on like everybody else. Grudgingly.
I put my pants on like everybody else. Grudgingly.
@badbanana
I’ll be signing books at Barnes & Noble from 6 p.m. to whenever they kick me out for ruining all their books.
I’ll be signing books at Barnes & Noble from 6 p.m. to whenever they kick me out for ruining all their books.
@Humor_Fetish
There’s a fine line between flirty and creepy. And that line is called being good looking.
There’s a fine line between flirty and creepy. And that line is called being good looking.
Get on Twitter. It’s a thing.