Tania-the-Mad: I’m ready for the regular Lisa to come back. This India stuff is too much.
Me: What do you mean?
Tania-the-Mad: You’re like one of those crazy people at the airport!
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M on the Mountain: I’ll be glad when you’re over this India stuff. You always do this.
M on the Mountain: Get all excited about stuff in the beginning. You were the same way about tennis and bridge. I’ll be glad when it’s over.
Me: I’ve been playing tennis for 16 years and bridge about 9.
M on the Mountain: Oh, Lord.
In a totally unrelated note – does anyone know how to turn OFF the comment section on a blog?