Me: Did you take the Christmas gift to the neighbors?
MP: Yes, I said “Merry Christmas, Kilgores!”
Me: OK
MP: And she said, “Thank you very much!”
Me: Well, I’m glad she liked it.
MP: And I said, “Don’t thank me, it was my mother’s idea.”
Me: Uh. Remind me to send your dad next year.
I have a better idea you can go with MP and visit with the Kilgore’s.