I can’t believe you people! I thought you had my back, that we were in this thing together. Imagine my surprise today, when I saw this advertised on the Food Network:
Twelve of the most hopeless cooks in the country will compete in a high-stakes elimination series in Worst Cooks in America. At stake for the last two standing is the chance to cook for a panel of esteemed culinary critics and win the grand prize of $25,000. This six-episode series will put the “recruits” through a culinary boot camp led by two acclaimed chefs: Anne Burrell, host of Secrets of a Restaurant Chef, and Beau MacMillan, executive chef at elements in Phoenix.
Not one of you thought to nominate me? Or my mother? Perhaps you were thrown by my Moron Test Kitchen posts. See where I come from, MORON does not mean good. Should this blog provide a dictionary?
I’ll get over it, since I can’t afford to lose any of you. BUT, if some network announces a Bloggers Who Drink and Can’t Keep their House Clean audition, don’t make the same mistake twice. Geesh.