1. I’ve been wearing the same pair of jeans for 6 days.
2. They are too tight and every time I bend down I display a large expanse of back fat.
3. I’m considering homeschooling my daughter 24/7, by myself, with no outside help.
4. I’m considering sending my daughter to school, FULL-TIME, and stopping the homeschooling.
5. I am REALLY glad summer is almost here and school is out.
6. The Grocery List on my fridge only has one item – “Vodka, a big bottle”.
7. I just finished The Historian. I am not smart enough to appreciate that book fully.
8. If my house were ransacked, I probably wouldn’t notice for weeks.
9. I bought a boat. I am a boat owner. I don’t have a trailer hitch to pull it anywhere, but I have a boat!
10. My brother’s life is much more interesting suddenly than mine. Check out his BLOG.
First Comment, woo hoo!!!
Ok. Referring to comments number…
1. Welcome to my world. Febreeze plus 5 minutes in the dryer and you’re good to go!
2. NOT true…stick person…
5. I think everyone in the world needs a summer vacation…
6. What a coincidence! It’s on my grocery list too!
8. I think my room was ransacked…I’m just too lazy to care…oh well!
9. Boat for the summer!!! Woo Hoo!!!!
10. I love you, Aunt Lisa! And your life will always be more interesting, no matter what you say…
First of all, this is a hilarilous post! Love it.
Second, I just now went to your site to comment (I read most of my blogs off a feed reader), and I am really impressed with the design. Very cool! Did you do it yourself?
I wish. I got a free design at SmashingMagazine.com, tweaked it (it was BLUE) and dropped in my photo. It doesn’t allow for twitter updates, my paypal button, etc. but I like it. They have lots of free designs over there, just search FREE. Might be some templates your guys can play with!
You are hilarious! Glad you’re MY friend. Do you have wine??? I don’t drink the hard stuff! Enjoyed yesterday….but haven’t started my chapter yet….:(
Want me to tow it up to your house one day after I leave work?
Sounds like a day on Day Mountain. Your father would buy a train even though he did not have a track. I suggest full time school for your and Rachel’s sanity.