I’m falling asleep at my computer. Because it’s a Friday night, and I’m a cool, happening 30-something, you might think it’s because I’ve had one glass of wine too many. Unfortunately, that’s not the case. No, I’m tired because my DOGS woke me up at 6 a.m. with an awesome game called, “Jump on the bed, Jump off the bed, Jump on the bed, Jump off the bed, Sorry, did I wake you? How about breakfast?”
It’s not as much fun as it sounds. Usually I lay there (hoping they won’t accidentally jump on me and rupture a kidney), pretending to sleep until JD gets up to feed them. But for some reason this morning I decided to let him sleep in. I’m a giver, I know.
But even as tired as I am, I couldn’t go to bed without sharing this important news –
MMMMvelopes are bacon envelopes. No, they’re not made of bacon, but they look like a perfectly marbled piece of pork flesh. But that’s not the best part! The best part is that when you lick these envelopes to seal your writings inside, the adhesive TASTES LIKE SCRUMTRULESCENT BACON.
Is this a great country or WHAT?