Me: You have to be honest with me. When I try on something, give me a 1 for awful and a 10 for great.
MP: Okay. ONE!
Me: I haven’t even tried it on yet. This is my underwear.
MP: Well you don’t want to go out in THAT.
MP: It makes you look HUGE in the rear.
MP: It makes you look skinny in the rear?
Sigh. The diet finally begins. REALLY.