Reality TV

On the one hand, they’re two strangers left naked in the middle of the jungle with nothing to eat except what they find on their own for 21 days while a camera crew films them from every possible angle and watches them kill and eat snakes and turtles while shivering in the rain.

On the other hand, the girl lost TWENTY-SIX pounds during the filming. I might be hiding behind fig leaves on the way into the jungle, but I’d be doing the shimmy on the way out!

4 thoughts on “Reality TV

  1. Why don’t we just lock you up in the bedroom for 21 days and put in water and one slice of bread a day.

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