Tania the Mad: I was getting ready to update my status but I wanted to make sure it wouldn’t aggravate you.
Me: What to?
TtM: My sister is a poopie-head.
Me: What would bother me about THAT?
MoonPie: I don’t think my friend is very popular.
Me: Really? I find that surprising.
MP: Well, SHE is, but I’m not.
Me: Uh…do you know what popular means?
MP: I’ve got no idea.
(At MP’s school, looking at the artwork)
JD: I think I could pretty much prove that aliens don’t have just one eye.
Me: No, you couldn’t.
JD: Yes I could. It makes no sense from an evolutionary standpoint.
Me: Oh, well here’s the problem. I don’t think that’s his EYE.