Check out my super, cool, new bike riding shoes. They have clips in the bottom and latch onto my pedals so that when I’m riding, my feet STICK to the pedal, ensuring  I can get more power on not only my bottom stroke, but on my upward stroke as well. They are really going to help me ride faster and stronger and I’ll probably win all my races from this day forward, cause I’m a serious cyclist.


OR I might have a wreck at zero miles per hour because I can’t UNCLIP my feet in time causing me to just fall over onto the pavement. Repeatedly. Whichever.

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