1. The woman in the middle has 46 kids. Forty. Six. Kids.
2. She might be crazy, but it’s a good kind of crazy.
3. My husband is good-looking AND photogenic.
4. I look like I weigh 374 pounds.
5. I actually only weigh 321 pounds.
6. I should really re-think buying my clothes as Costco.
7. Really, what was I thinking? White clothing, standing sideways, hands in pockets? Why not just add some horizontal stripes?
8. I’m not sure Weight Watchers Wednesday is going to cut it. It might take more than one.
9. I’m glad my husband wears thick glasses.
10. I need to control my image better. And by “control” I mean steal my friends camera next time.