Moron Test Kitchen Monday – A Casserole

About once a month, our church sends out an email request for people to provide meals for a new mother, someone who’s been ill, people struggling with a death in the family – you get the idea. I always delete the message guiltily and try not to think back to those first few days with a newborn where I was constantly starving and BLESSED by the meals people brought. It’s not that I don’t WANT to help….but you may have noticed that I can’t cook!

So I went to these two ladies for help –

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Meet my friends and fellow bridge players, Patty and Katie.  Katie used to own a restaurant on 10th street in Atlanta called Yarborough’s, and Patty learned how to cook at her knee. They are GREAT cooks, everything from fried grits to lemon pie. When I told Patty what I wanted – an easy, yummy casserole suitable for church functions, she sent me to page 55 of her family cookbook. Today’s feature is St. John’s Rice.

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I think one of the main problems with my cooking is that I can’t read a recipe. It’s a definite drawback. The recipe calls for 1 cup of rice, 2 packages of Lipton chicken soup mix ( I forgot the type and bought onion..oops) a large onion, 1 cup of shredded carrots, 1 cup of green pepper, 2.5 cups of celery, a can of black beans (uh…Honey, can you run back to the store?) and 1 cup of sliced almonds.

Cook Rice and Soup Mix with water. ( I originally thought this meant to cook the rice, and the soup, then mix with water. Don’t do that.) While that’s cooking, chop up your veggies.

 

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They look GOOD. Saute them for 4 minutes. (I hate stuff like that in recipes. What if I go 4.5? 3.8?)

Then cook 2 things of sausage. Packages? Pounds? Squishy tubes? Yes, those things. Drain.

Once the rice is done, mix everything together in a large casserole dish. DON’T forget the can of black beans. The recipe also calls for 1 teaspoon of salt, but because the rice and soup mix tasted pretty salty to me, I ignored it. Top everything with 1 cup of sliced almonds. Of course I didn’t read that right and just bought 2/3 cup. 

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Bake at 375 for 25 minutes.

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This was GOOD, filling, and easy. I can totally see a new mom digging into this and being happily satisfied. I got a little bored with all of the chopping, but I guess that goes with the whole “cooking” thing. And it wasn’t the prettiest dish I’ve ever seen. I’d give it a Moron Grade of A for ease and hardiness. Patty, Katie, you and RACHEL could all probably make a better tasting batch than I did, but I’d give it a solid B. I mean it was GOOD, it just wasn’t INCREDIBLE. I only ate two bowls, I didn’t lick the pan or anything. And I’ve been known to lick the pan.

Maybe I shouldn’t be taking people food after all.

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