Morbid conversation with the husband

_mg_6295Me: When you die, do you want to be cremated or buried?

JD: Cremated. 

Me: And what am I supposed to do, carry you around in an urn?

JD: No, spread my ashes out somewhere the Okefenokee.

Me: Uh, that doesn’t sound like a very nice place for a honeymoon.


Do you think he’s laughing or grimacing in pain?

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