You are not bloated, or gassy, or suddenly experiencing pregnancy at your advanced age. You have not caught the stomach flu – that gurgling sound you hear is because you’ve eaten enough today to feed a small country. Your pants are not “shrinking” in the dryer. Please turn up the lights in your bathroom, look into the mirror and face reality.
You will thank us later.
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If you are there where am I?
That’s what I was thinking M on the mountain!!! Oh, please………….
I, too, question the scale….you look great,dear….
They made a different chart for me…It’s called “Oh, Jesus…”