Today was better in that I didn’t have to show anyone the fine china. See previous post for an explanation. So on to better days! If you’re not on Twitter, you might have missed these.
As for Facebook, people seem to be saying that $100B is a small price to pay to avoid interacting with actual people. Andy Borowitz ?@BorowitzReport
When someone tells me they ran a marathon I usually ask “cool did you win” that usually shuts them up. Ken Jennings ?@KenJennings
Ugh, staff meeting insomnia. Tim Siedell ?@badbanana
Fell in the bathroom and hit my head today. Ambulance showed up before I could invent a flux capacitor. Will try again tomorrow. Stephen Colbert ?@StephenAtHome
Let’s decide right now as a society, how many cupcake places are we gonna need. Tremendous News! ?@tremendousnews
Enjoy your weekend!