I don’t have much to talk about tonight, Kittens, and no time to tell it. I’m packing for a work trip and by “packing”, I mean watching my new big-screen TV. Not that I’m in the mood to write anyway. Today, Moon and I went to the dentist. Moon was in and out of the chair quickly, but I needed a full set of x-rays, which took FOREVER. And I’m just going to say it – I think I was upsold. Oh SURE, those silver fillings I got when I was ten need replacing. Or have you just noticed how much you can get for silver, Dr. McToothy?
ALSO, I have read on the internet that the government has a flying bomb the size of a mosquito, so why do those stupid xray things you put in my mouth have to be the size of a business card? Get with the times, people! All I wanted was a cleaning and some of those whitening trays. Did anyone ask you to check the gum to tooth ratio?
In other news, I’m fat. And I went to the nail salon and told the technician to choose the color – something youthful. Which is why I have nails the color of Barney.
Some days it doesn’t pay to leave the house.
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When you were young you bit the dentist and swallowed a cap for your tooth. They didn’t like to see you coming.