Just look at us…how pathetic. All we were thinking about was ourselves, having fun, hanging out with friends, wearing RETAIL.
Thank goodness we got married, grew up, matured into normal, responsible suburbanites.
Date nights now consist of extreme grocery shopping with coupons. And we didn’t just hit ONE store. No way, baby, we went to FOUR!
Those poor, single losers living life downtown. We got Chex Mix for 25 CENTS! Take that SUCKERS!
Who took the picture did Rachel go on date night with you?