Cookie Pushers

There’s nothing I love more than sitting in front of a Kroger for hours pushing Girl Scout cookies.

Unless it’s watching a bunch of 8 year olds try to figure out what $3.50 x 9 subtracted from two twenty dollar bills is.

MoonPie: Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies?

Stranger: No thank you.

MoonPie: Awwwwww!

Stranger walks away hurriedly.

MoonPie yelling at their retreating back: Not even a DONATION???

She’s going to have a great career as a fund-raiser. Or a panhandler, whichever.

4 thoughts on “Cookie Pushers

  1. Her sales tactics sounds like someone I know!! She was always our salesgirl when we had fundraising things to sell!!!

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