#1.
Aunt Ann: Does Ellery drive like Lisa?
Mom: No, he’s a good driver.
Aunt Fay: Lisa’s a good driver, otherwise she would have wrecked by now.
#2.
Me: Is he good looking?
Aunt Ann: He’s no movie star. He’s alright, sort of like J.D.
And they wonder why I keep missing the family reunion.
That Ann and Fay – they should be ashamed.
One question, do they really call you Lisa while they are there? I bet not, I would say it was Dyan.