Me: How was it?
MP: It was the BEST day of my life!
Me: So did you miss us at all?
MP: Mmmm, no.
JD: I put MoonPie’s name and our phone number in her backpack, but I left out our address in case it gets stolen.
Me: What are you talking about?
JD: I don’t want the little thieves knowing where we live!
Me: They’re 3rd graders. Are they going to rob us on their bicycles?