Conversation with the MoonPie

MP: I am so EXCITED that M from the Mountain is coming today!

Me: Why? You know she was a terrible mother to me.

MP: How?

Me: She used to cook my dinner and put all kinds of vegetables on my plate. And I had to EAT them. That’s all I got!

MP: REALLY?

Me: Yes.

MP: But, WHY?

Me: Some people think children should eat vegetables every now and then. If I didn’t eat them, I didn’t EAT.

MP: Mom, it’s not nice to lie to a Brownie.