MP: So what’s divorce?
Me: That would be like if your dad and I decided not to be married anymore. You’d live with one and go visit the other on the weekends.
Me: Sooooooo, who would you live WITH?
MP: Well, I guess Daddy would buy a boat, and that means he’d have a Big Bertha, so him.
Me: First of all, I’d never let you live anywhere else, and secondly, your dad and I are NEVER getting divorced.
MP: Darn it. Those Big Bertha’s are FUN.