Conversation with MoonPie


MP: So what’s divorce?

Me: That would be like if your dad and I decided not to be married anymore. You’d live with one and go visit the other on the weekends.

MP: Oh.

Me: Sooooooo, who would you live WITH?

MP: Well, I guess Daddy would buy a boat, and that means he’d have a Big Bertha, so him.

Me: First of all, I’d never let you live anywhere else, and secondly, your dad and I are NEVER getting divorced.

MP: Darn it. Those Big Bertha’s are FUN.

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