Me: I’m trying to write a blurb about my childhood for my website.
JD: What do you have so far?
Me: “I knew from an early age that not every child had a pet skunk, a dad that ran a bar in the front yard, and a neighbor that…” This is where I get stuck. Does “a neighbor that got shot by a crazy ex-boyfriend make us sound like rednecks?
JD: Dear, you passed that point two sentences ago.
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I guess JD has not heard what happens to anyone that calls James a redneck!