MoonPie: Mom? Why aren’t you answering me?
MoonPie: MOM? WHY AREN’T YOU ANSWERING ME?
Me: Huh? What?
MoonPie: Why aren’t you answering me?
Me: Does the fact that I’m lying horizontally in a bed with my eyes closed give you a clue?
For a homeschooled kid, she can be awfully unobservant.