I have nothing of interest to report to you people, because you don’t know what’s exciting. I could mention my day at the bridge table where I won 2.22 points, but what’s the point? You don’t care that for the first time ever, not ONE person did or said anything irritating. Or that we got a top because we bid 5 notrump instead of five clubs or five hearts which also make. Or that I bought some awesome jewelry. Oh, you like jewelry?
I think we can all agree that nothing says FABULOUS like bridge bling.
Did you have a drink before the bridge or after you came home?
I did plenty that was irritating, just not at your table. Ask Mrs. DanO
I looked for you guys! Maybe she would have dumped you and played with me. What I lack in skill I make up for in POLITENESS!