concerning a recent conversation with my husband:
Me: Look at my new cookbook. My sister sent me The Pioneer Woman Cooks.
JD: Wow, it looks good. The photography is great.
Me: Yeah. Look at this – it’s a picture of her husband’s behind in chaps. She’s ALWAYS raving about her husband’s behind.
JD (pausing for a moment): Uh, why don’t YOU ever talk about MY behind?
Me: Do you WANT me to blog about your behind?
JD: Well, no. But you could rave about it every now and then.
Hey, better HIS than mine.