Shopping Discounts

Kittens, this weekend I’m heading to Zollicoffer for my THIRTIETH class reunion. Seriously, I am old. I’m going to meet my cousin tomorrow afternoon and we’re going to a girls’ only event at the lake where I’ll eat at the buffet, hug a lot of people,  and test the limits of my new Spanx. Then […]

Conversation with a semi-stranger

Setting: Restaurant/Bar in hometown. Occasion: The 100 year anniversary of our High School Stranger: Hey! You remember me? Me: I’m sorry, I don’t think so. Stranger: Well, you never did give me the time of day. You always x-d (makes x sign with arms) me out of all your parties. I told your friend, SHE […]