Are you sitting down? Go ahead, I’ll wait. Okay, here goes – I, Zolligirl, am bona fide! Yes, Dear Readers, I have in my hot, little E-mail, an actual contract from a LITERARY AGENT! An real-live person has read my book and wants to represent me! And it’s a real person at a real agency, not some fly-by-night scam artist from Nigeria who needs to me deposit a large sum of money into their account first!
So here’s a THANK YOU to all the little people who helped me along the way.
And by “helped”, I mean provided inspiration for all my wacky characters. Expect no royalties.