1. I’ve been wearing the same pair of jeans for 6 days.
2. They are too tight and every time I bend down I display a large expanse of back fat.
3. I’m considering homeschooling my daughter 24/7, by myself, with no outside help.
4. I’m considering sending my daughter to school, FULL-TIME, and stopping the homeschooling.
5. I am REALLY glad summer is almost here and school is out.
6. The Grocery List on my fridge only has one item – “Vodka, a big bottle”.
7. I just finished The Historian. I am not smart enough to appreciate that book fully.
8. If my house were ransacked, I probably wouldn’t notice for weeks.
9. I bought a boat. I am a boat owner. I don’t have a trailer hitch to pull it anywhere, but I have a boat!
10. My brother’s life is much more interesting suddenly than mine. Check out his BLOG.