8:30 a.m. Wake up, talk to Tania-the-Mad. Like every other day of my life.
9:00 a.m. Go into office. Commute takes 15 seconds.
11:30 a.m. Go out front door to see if UPS has brought a package. See UPS man in drive way. Rethink not wearing a bra at home.
2:00 p.m. See an email from an irate homeschooler discussing how www.dictionary.com had offensive examples using “homeschool” in a sentence.
2:01 p.m. Jump on bandwagon. Tweet, Facebook information. Email Twitchy to make sure they’ve heard.
6:00 p.m. Hear from a friend that Robin Williams has died. Verify the info. Be bummed.
7:00 p.m. Watch recently purchased dvd, “Drop Dead Gorgeous.” Explain to husband a celebrity on Facebook recommended it.
9:00 p.m. Delete celebrity friend on Facebook.
9:10 p.m. Read that dictionary.com has removed offensive sentences. Feel satisfied at accomplishment.
9:35 p.m. Write a blog post. Put a lot of effort and thought into it.
10:00 p.m. Delete and post this instead.