I haven’t made this since I was a little girl in Z-Town. I had to call my sister to get the recipe. This is what she said:
Snow, vanilla, sugar and milk.
She’s very busy and couldn’t be bothered to give exact measurements. Luckily, I called my best-friend Google. Google loves me. She always there for me. Where were you when I was growing up, Google? When I needed a friend, a kind ear? It could have been so different.
Whatever. Let’s start with snow.
I have a “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy when it comes to snow. I don’t want to know where you got it, I just need a bowl full of the stuff, preferably white. Let’s not dwell on air pollution, or germs, and for pete’s sake don’t mention the DOGS.
To 1 gallon of snow, Google said to add 1 cup of sugar…
1 tablespoon of vanilla extract…
2 cups of milk…
and stir until creamy. Enjoy.
Awww. Look at that smile. Moron Test Grade: A! The taste was yummy and the experience was fun. It was a little chilly for dessert, but I’m going to remember this recipe. It will be awesome in July.