Inspired by my great cooking skills, MP decided she’d like to try a recipe found in her latest issue of Highlights.
Behold, Red Apple Smiles. Three ingredients, how difficult can it be?
Slice red apples, spread cream cheese on two pieces, put some mini-marshmallows in the middle and –
Voila -a beautiful, delicious smile. Uh.. okay, voila – a smile.
Moron test grade – A! MoonPie: “They are FANTASTIC and I made them.”
Me: How many did you eat?
Me: Are you going to eat any more?
MP: No thanks.
You might want to revise that grade down a notch or two.