I’ve seen the future

I don’t have a crystal ball, but the television works just as well.┬áThere I was, on the couch flipping through the channels, when I had a premonition. I KNOW where I will be in 5 years.

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At a LifeStyle Lift clinic. Their website says you can “turn back the hands of time”, and that it’s a “quick and easy procedure.” I don’t care if it’s 2 weeks in a snake pit, if I get those type of results, I’m there.

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Five years might be stretching it.

3 thoughts on “I’ve seen the future

  1. You’re getting paid to promote these guys, aren’t you?! Come on Zolli – full disclosure please!

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