Yeah, I lost. I blame my parents. Why weren’t they holding kittens or feeding each other grapes? Kissing and laughing – that’s so old school.
Okay, I DIDN’T totally lose, I won 75 bucks, but I didn’t win the TOP prize.
Maybe the next contest theme will be “Bitter.” I’ve got my photo all lined up.
*Just kidding. I’m just happy to be nominated.
*Totally false statement in case someone stumbles onto this website other than my family.