1. Despite her parent’s inability to get her to school on time, Moon Pie made all A’s and B’s on her report card yesterday.
2. Painting a small, purple flower on your big toe can look an awful lot like you’ve dropped a soup can on your foot and killed your nail.
3. (4 weeks of dieting + 4 days of P90X) x 2 days of eating whatever you want = 3 pounds gained.
4. Comparing yourself to others is never a winning strategy. Especially if you watch Dancing with the Stars.
5. I’m leaving for India in four days. INDIA.