1. Miracles still happen.
After a year and a half, 7 rental cars, and two transmissions, my car is running. I don’t know how long it will continue to run, but it’s a beautiful thing. Much like that hottie standing next to it.
2. Rats aren’t my only neighbors.
The baby fawn is back, and she’s eating my apples. Good thing I let them lay all over the ground like that.
3. Moon is cute.
We’ve gone through a shift recently. I read a book called Ending the Homework Hassle by John Rosemond. In it, he says that homework is the child’s responsibility and if it doesn’t get done, the CHILD is the one who should be upset and/or inconvenienced. Moon is not a fan, and God help him if she ever figures out how to write an Amazon review. But it’s been great for me, which is the point, amiright?
4. You learn something new every day.
I’ve been driving for THIRTY years and without fail, when it’s time to get gas, I always forget which side the take is on. A few weeks ago, JD mentioned that the little gas icon has an arrow which points to the correct side. Finally, after almost 17 years of marriage, information I can use!
5. I’m launching a new website called Your Yard-sale Sucks. Here’s a sample post:
Thanks, but no thanks for the sweat-stained, Euro-trash, Chanel flip-flops seen recently at your sale for THIRTY dollars. If I ever decide I DO want some worn-out, overpriced shoes complete with toe-imprints and foot stank I’ll be sure and come back.
Hey, it’s slightly better than knocking over their table and running.