There’s nothing I love more than sitting in front of a Kroger for hours pushing Girl Scout cookies.
Unless it’s watching a bunch of 8 year olds try to figure out what $3.50 x 9 subtracted from two twenty dollar bills is.
MoonPie: Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies?
Stranger: No thank you.
Stranger walks away hurriedly.
MoonPie yelling at their retreating back: Not even a DONATION???
She’s going to have a great career as a fund-raiser. Or a panhandler, whichever.