I blog about everybody and everything. Almost. So far I’ve mentioned my mom, Tania-the-Mad, the husband, Moonpie, aunt’s, uncles, grandmothers, cousins, my dogs, my dad, vodka and my butt. But there’s one person I have tried to ignore – my brother. Everyone in the family understands why. He’s what we like to call, “an evil genius.” You just don’t know WHAT he will do, if provoked. Or unprovoked.
For instance, YEARS ago, back before everyone was on the internet constantly, he asked our sweet, cousin Karen if he could borrow her house keys. He was going to be working in her area, and needed a place to crash during the day. She should have known better. A few days later, a website appeared. It was all about KAREN, with pictures of her favorite movies, her cat, her car. It was a virtual tour of her home, and done for one reason – my brother’s amusement.
So you can imagine how thrilled I was to learn he now has a BLOG. My brother has a blog AND keys to my house. And pictures and stories and an EVIL, mischievous mind. Which is why I am really, really glad that I have loved and supported him at every opportunity.
Unlike Tania-the-Mad. She’s always talked trash about him. I once heard her DARE him to write something about her. True story.