Rachel was given an English assignment – to write a short story about her and her mom. Someone had to get lost, and it had to have a happy ending. Behold –
THE LOVE
by Rachel Tyre
Mommy and Rachel loved each other. They flew to New York. Rachel got lost on the plane. Mommy looked under the seats.
Rachel was in the bathroom washing nuts off her hands. Mommy found her and she was happy.
The End
Rachel has never been on a plane; I guess Dad filled her in on the bathroom and free nuts.