I have nothing of interest to report to you people, because you don’t know what’s exciting. I could mention my day at the bridge table where I won 2.22 points, but what’s the point? You don’t care that for the first time ever, not ONE person did or said anything irritating. Or that we got a top because we bid 5 notrump instead of five clubs or five hearts which also make. Or that I bought some awesome jewelry. Oh, you like jewelry?

I think we can all agree that nothing says FABULOUS like bridge bling.